"sorry what?"
Me: Real.
"What are you having for lunch today?"
Me: Defeat.
"What do you like to have today for a change?"
Me: Victory.
"Whats your status?"
Me: Added preservative.
"Have you find your way my child?"
Me: yes, it will be fully operational and open to travel by 2050.
"Whats that you eating?"
Me: Time.
"Who are all these people?"
Me: I don't know, follow or add them.
"Where are you staying?"
Me: Apathy.
"What do you seek?"
Me: Medical Attention.
"What do you want to be one day?"
Me: Not Horny.
"How much money do you want?"
Me: Enough to get crushed by its weight.
"There is nobody here, who are you talking to?"
Me: whatever is not dead.
"I am going to the market, should i get something for you?"
Me: Bring back the Change.
"Did you see that?"
Me: No, i was blind in love... for fame.
"Where does she live?"
Me: In my mobile phone.
"Are you awake?"
Me: Nope, took the blue pill.
"How much for this?"
Me: Just some good deeds.
"What have you done?"
Me: Nothing, I am lazy.
"May I come in?"
Me: There is no door.
"Whats on your mind?"
Me: thoughts, sadly.
"Do you know what it takes to be a man?"
Me: Yes, a huge Debt.
"Are you Drunk?"
Me: Only Dehydrated.
"What is bothering you?"
Me: You along with my attachments.
"Whats your name?"
Me: Let me check my high school certificate for the correct spelling.
"What are you good at "
Me: Truancy.
"How Tall are you?"
Me: Stall.
"Got time?"
Me: So much that i can create some multiverses.
"Do you like her?"
Me: Yes but what if she turns out to be Real.
"Got light mister?"
Me: I am no GOD.
"Where have you been?"
Me: Internet.
"What are you up to?"
Me: 5"7.
"Whom are you closer to?"
Me: Greed.
"Got any ideas on this?"
Me: Enough to go Insolvent thrice.
"Why?"
Me: Genetic.
"Where does this path takes us?"
Me: towards non-residency.
"What does this makes us?"
Me: Transmogrified.
"Where will you take me to?"
Me: Hideouts.
"What do you have to offer?"
Me: Condolences.
"Going home?"
Me: less.
"What will you soon going to be?"
Me: Dead.
"How may I help you?"
Me: Bwahaha. Tell me your Twitter Handle, now!
P.S- non of this really happened, allegedly.
Me: Real.
"What are you having for lunch today?"
Me: Defeat.
"What do you like to have today for a change?"
Me: Victory.
"Whats your status?"
Me: Added preservative.
"Have you find your way my child?"
Me: yes, it will be fully operational and open to travel by 2050.
"Whats that you eating?"
Me: Time.
"Who are all these people?"
Me: I don't know, follow or add them.
"Where are you staying?"
Me: Apathy.
"What do you seek?"
Me: Medical Attention.
"What do you want to be one day?"
Me: Not Horny.
"How much money do you want?"
Me: Enough to get crushed by its weight.
"There is nobody here, who are you talking to?"
Me: whatever is not dead.
"I am going to the market, should i get something for you?"
Me: Bring back the Change.
"Did you see that?"
Me: No, i was blind in love... for fame.
"Where does she live?"
Me: In my mobile phone.
"Are you awake?"
Me: Nope, took the blue pill.
"How much for this?"
Me: Just some good deeds.
"What have you done?"
Me: Nothing, I am lazy.
"May I come in?"
Me: There is no door.
"Whats on your mind?"
Me: thoughts, sadly.
"Do you know what it takes to be a man?"
Me: Yes, a huge Debt.
"Are you Drunk?"
Me: Only Dehydrated.
"What is bothering you?"
Me: You along with my attachments.
"Whats your name?"
Me: Let me check my high school certificate for the correct spelling.
"What are you good at "
Me: Truancy.
"How Tall are you?"
Me: Stall.
"Got time?"
Me: So much that i can create some multiverses.
"Do you like her?"
Me: Yes but what if she turns out to be Real.
"Got light mister?"
Me: I am no GOD.
"Where have you been?"
Me: Internet.
"What are you up to?"
Me: 5"7.
"Whom are you closer to?"
Me: Greed.
"Got any ideas on this?"
Me: Enough to go Insolvent thrice.
"Why?"
Me: Genetic.
"Where does this path takes us?"
Me: towards non-residency.
"What does this makes us?"
Me: Transmogrified.
"Where will you take me to?"
Me: Hideouts.
"What do you have to offer?"
Me: Condolences.
"Going home?"
Me: less.
"What will you soon going to be?"
Me: Dead.
"How may I help you?"
Me: Bwahaha. Tell me your Twitter Handle, now!
P.S- non of this really happened, allegedly.
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